The first rule of being a “Social Media Guru” is to tell everyone, everything, all of the time.
Two things to remember when using count($array) in your loop: 1. Never get it wrong
How many .Net developers does it take to chan…*Windows Update in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Shut down*. Yeah, that.
“Devloper, are you in this Monday morning meeting?”, “Negatory…” *puts headphones back in*
Hey Facebook, sweet Camera app release. Didn’t you just…buy…Inst…never mind.
Freak out a junior dev by confronting him with: “Excuse me, why are you using MySQL, use YourSQL please. “
So in CSS, you can do: ./*my comment*/className {}. Well CSS, that’s just….just…marvellous.
Every time someone does !important in a stylesheet, a junior developer receives 40 lashings.
