var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-31285668-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @iamdevloper)http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/<p>XM-FML&#8230;am I right!</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/24466852564http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/24466852564Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:59:10 -0400<p>The first rule of being a &#8220;Social Media Guru&#8221; is to tell everyone, everything, all of the time.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23881041993http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23881041993Sun, 27 May 2012 15:56:05 -0400<p>Two things to remember when using count($array) in your loop: 1. Never get it wrong</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23857185319http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23857185319Sun, 27 May 2012 07:56:53 -0400<p>Hate your colleague? Put &#8220;var false = true;&#8221; in their code. Enjoy.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23814617547http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23814617547Sat, 26 May 2012 15:58:36 -0400<p>How many .Net developers does it take to chan&#8230;*Windows Update in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1&#8230;Shut down*. Yeah, that.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23791360029http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23791360029Sat, 26 May 2012 07:53:39 -0400<p>&#8220;Devloper, are you in this Monday morning meeting?&#8221;, &#8220;Negatory&#8230;&#8221; *puts headphones back in*</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23748367486http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23748367486Fri, 25 May 2012 16:03:51 -0400<p>Hey Facebook, sweet Camera app release. Didn&#8217;t you just&#8230;buy&#8230;Inst&#8230;never mind.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23729446060http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23729446060Fri, 25 May 2012 08:01:59 -0400<p>Freak out a junior dev by confronting him with: &#8220;Excuse me, why are you using MySQL, use YourSQL please. &#8220;</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23685948153http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23685948153Thu, 24 May 2012 16:03:39 -0400<p>So in CSS, you can do: ./*my comment*/className {}. Well CSS, that&#8217;s just&#8230;.just&#8230;marvellous.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23667796047http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23667796047Thu, 24 May 2012 08:01:12 -0400<p>Every time someone does&#160;!important in a stylesheet, a junior developer receives 40 lashings.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23617894797http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23617894797Wed, 23 May 2012 14:24:28 -0400<p>There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don&#8217;t.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23540478215http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23540478215Tue, 22 May 2012 08:01:49 -0400<p>Nice trench coat. Yeah, you&#8217;re not Morpheus.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23500228958http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23500228958Mon, 21 May 2012 17:41:22 -0400<p>Adding the float property to an element in CSS automatically puts display block on it. Well smack my ass and pour me a milkshake!</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23481281147http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23481281147Mon, 21 May 2012 11:06:11 -0400<p>You know what&#8217;s sexy? Wordpress Global variables.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23470585218http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23470585218Mon, 21 May 2012 03:27:13 -0400<p>You just said &#8220;DHTML&#8221;&#8230;Devloper Snark ™</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23407172956http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23407172956Sun, 20 May 2012 07:04:54 -0400<p>CSS bootstraps? That&#8217;s like using a JavaScript library for simple operat&#8230;oh. I get it now. <a href="http://justusejquery.com">http://justusejquery.com</a>.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23403383612http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23403383612Sun, 20 May 2012 04:21:31 -0400<p>I love raw JS animation coding. It&#8217;s like being dead.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23351694934http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23351694934Sat, 19 May 2012 11:11:28 -0400<p>People who use Dreamweaver. Stop using Dreamweaver.</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23294406603http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23294406603Fri, 18 May 2012 12:13:54 -0400<p>&#8220;Man, webkit is cool&#8221; - Opera guys</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23280400831http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23280400831Fri, 18 May 2012 03:02:34 -0400<p>SASS or LESS&#8230;who gives a crap. Are we not all just using Adobe Muse??</p>http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23230166882http://iamdevloper.tumblr.com/post/23230166882Thu, 17 May 2012 10:45:19 -0400